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Purpose of Frogs Still a Mystery, Say Top Scientists

16 Mar , 2018  

Nobody is Sure Why Frogs Exist Top scientists and research students from the University of Cambridge have revealed they don’t know what the purpose of frogs is. This failure comes after an 18-month experiment and investigation into finding out their exact purpose. The research cost the university and the UK taxpayer a total of £1.6M […]

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University Students Can’t Tell Which Day of the Week It Is

9 Mar , 2018  

Days Merge Together For Uni Students An epidemic has spread throughout the country where University students are unable to tell which day of the week is which. Many have been reported as ‘confused’ or ‘monged out on the sofa’ without seeing sunlight for long periods of time. Our reporter placed himself in a student dorm […]

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Graduate Realises Uni Isn’t Actually Worth It

21 Sep , 2017  

Graduate Student Comes To Shocking Realisation Tom Spiffswell, a recent graduate of Leeds Beckett University, suffered an existential crisis today where he realised Uni has been a total waste of time. Following his graduation and receiving a 2:2 in Archaelogy, Spiffswell realised he had actually wasted the past three years of his life getting into […]

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Dogs Have No Idea What Is Going On, Researchers Discover

21 Sep , 2017  

New Research Suggests Dogs Are Really Stupid A conclusive experiment from Sheffield Hallam University has successfully proved that dogs have no idea what is going on. It has been proven that Man’s best friend is actually a complete idiot. The species, despite how intelligent its owners claim it to be, has minimal self-awareness and lives […]

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