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Everyone Can Go Back To Not Liking Rugby Now

16 Mar , 2018  

No Need To Pretend You Know What a ‘Scrum’ Is Anymore With the Six Nations coming to a close people up and down the country are thrilled they no longer have to pretend to like Rugby. People can go back to not pretending to know what a ‘scrum-half’ is when down the local pub. A […]

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‘Devoted’ United Fan Has Never Even Set Foot In Manchester

10 Dec , 2017  

Diehard Fan Can’t Point Out Manchester On A Map Football Fan Jimmy Flannel has come under heavy criticism for claiming to be a ‘diehard’ supporter of Manchester United despite never even setting eyes on the northern city. Other supporters have come out calling him a ‘mug’, ‘glory-hunter’ and ‘plastic fan’. Jimmy, who only talks about […]

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Cricket Confirmed As Really Boring, Science Proves

28 Sep , 2017  

Cricket Named as the World’s Dullest Sport Pioneering research into dull sports from the University of Hull has concluded Cricket is actually really boring. Despite what your local toff believes, the sport has been scientifically proven to be possibly the worst thing on Earth. Oliver Rhombus-Chestington, president of the World Cricket Federation said: “Personally I […]

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