Entertainment, Politics

Donald Trump & Kim Jong-Un Agree to Fight on Pay-Per-View

12 Oct , 2017  

Trump v Kim, No Holds Barred It has today been announced that leader of the free world, Donald J Trump, is to fight the eternal leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un on Pay-Per-View. It has not been decided yet what discipline the match will take. Kim put forward the idea of boxing but Trump claimed […]

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Your Cats Hate You, Research Suggests

30 Sep , 2017  

New Research Claims Cats Are Horrible New collaborative research stemming from the Universities of Newcastle and Sheffield conclusively reveal cats just don’t give a fuck. It has been confirmed that cats actually hate their owners and make terrible pets. The study, soon to be published in many scientific journals, also said people who claim to […]

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Milk In Tea First Linked To Being A Psychopath

25 Sep , 2017  

Wrongly Making Tea Could Mean You’re Psychotic A recent study has been published claiming that putting the milk in a cup of tea first is linked to being a psychopath. The research, published by Portsmouth Metropolitan University, stated that every single psychopathic murderer arrested last year made a cup of tea by putting milk in […]

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Youtuber With 6 Subscribers Goes Full Time To Make Money

21 Sep , 2017  

Man Makes Bold Decision, Becomes Youtuber Norfolk resident Tony Diggles has made the decision to go full time to become a Youtuber and he can’t wait to cash in. Diggles currently only has 6 subscribers but somehow received 167 views on his latest Minecraft ‘Let’s play’, prompting him to go full time. Formerly an Estate […]

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Graduate Realises Uni Isn’t Actually Worth It

21 Sep , 2017  

Graduate Student Comes To Shocking Realisation Tom Spiffswell, a recent graduate of Leeds Beckett University, suffered an existential crisis today where he realised Uni has been a total waste of time. Following his graduation and receiving a 2:2 in Archaelogy, Spiffswell realised he had actually wasted the past three years of his life getting into […]

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Dogs Have No Idea What Is Going On, Researchers Discover

21 Sep , 2017  

New Research Suggests Dogs Are Really Stupid A conclusive experiment from Sheffield Hallam University has successfully proved that dogs have no idea what is going on. It has been proven that Man’s best friend is actually a complete idiot. The species, despite how intelligent its owners claim it to be, has minimal self-awareness and lives […]

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