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Cynical Man Claims He Hates Every Time of Year Not Just Christmas

22 Dec , 2017  

Moody Man is Miserable Month After Month Oxenmouth resident David Flaps has publicly said he is cynical and miserable all year round and not just at Christmas. Flaps said: “Yeh I actually hate all times of year, it really annoys me when people say that I’m just a cynic about Christmas. “Halloween, New Year, Valentines […]

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Fully Grown Man Too Excited For Christmas

22 Dec , 2017  

Adult Needs To Tone It Down For Xmas Local residents of Oxenmouth borough have been disgusted at the actions of one man who appears to be far too excited for Christmas. Barry McGeldrin was seen drunk, shirtless and festively playing with his nipples. He has since been charged with being drunk and disorderly as well […]

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Santa Found To Not Be Paying Living Wage To Elves

19 Dec , 2017  

Mr Claus In Hot Water Over Elf Pay Concerns An independent inquiry has discovered that Santa Claus has not been paying the living wage in his factory. Concerns were flagged by the Elven Trade Union (ETU) and there are calls for reform or there is possibility for a strike. The Elves were being paid on […]

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The santa bod

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Experts shed light on the new “santa bod” fetish

1 Dec , 2017  

Mince pie season is in and girls are asking for a different kind of gift from santas sack. First it was your classic buff guys, then came the dad bod. After which came the love for skinny hipsters.  You can probably guess what’s next. The female populations indecisiveness is clearly present in all aspects of […]

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Lynx Africa share price quadrupled this december

1 Dec , 2017  

The new million dollar investment: Lynx Africa. The moment the clock struck twelve on the last day of November, there was an immediate spike in share prices for Lynx Africa. Mums from around the world immediately start panic buying from every Poundland, Tesco and B&M. Shelves are cleared out almost instantaneously as retailers struggle to […]

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