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3 Reasons Why Yorkshire Puddings Are The Best Food Ever Created

30 Jan , 2018  

Humble Yorkshire Pudding Is National Favourite As it’s National Yorkshire Pudding day we thought we’d celebrate and honour the nations unsung food hero! 1. Gravy Savers Ever put too much gravy on a roast? Or has your idiot cousin made it the consistency of water? Well slap a few more Yorkshires on there and you’ll […]

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Man Thinks He Is Cool Because His Laptop Has Stickers On It

12 Jan , 2018  

Stickered Laptop Ready To Rock The Library A man has had a confidence boost after putting stickers on his new laptop. Timmy Duggle, a student at the University of Sheffield, is thrilled with the way his laptop stands out. The stickers, purchased online, represent his love of out-there humour, unpopular bands and edgy memes. Duggles […]

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Logan Paul Butchers Puppy For Latest Video, Apologises Apathetically

2 Jan , 2018  

Youtube Psycho Logan Paul Will Do Anything For Views It what appeared to be some Black Mirror level of crazy, Youtuber Logan Paul recently recorded a vlog with a dead body in the Japan’s notorious suicide forest. He later apologised – only when backlash started. For his most recent stunt he decided to murder a […]

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Gym Instructors Cash in on New Year Resolutioners

31 Dec , 2017  

Gym Owners Excited About Easy Money Chad Dangle, a South Yorkshire gym owner, is now minted due to the common New Year’s resolution of getting in shape. Dangle said: “My biggest concern at the minute is what colour my yacht should be. I’m really excited about selling gullible novices protein bars at £4 a pop. […]

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Essex Woman Excited to Give Up Her Resolutions After a Fortnight

31 Dec , 2017  

Plans Are Already Being Made to Cancel New Year Resolutions An Essex woman is excited to give up on her yearly resolutions after appearing committed to them for about a fortnight. Kathy Badgerbuckle of Colchester said: “I’m going to go to the gym three times a week, eat nothing but kale and rice and give […]

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Grimsby Named As International Capital of Culture for 2018

27 Dec , 2017  

Grimsby – European Fishing Port & World Influencers The picturesque town of Grimsby has been named as International Culture Capital of the World after a successful bid for the accolade. It rivalled Berlin, Milan and Rio de Janeiro but eventually won out in front of a panel of judges. Debbie Flump who chaired the town’s […]

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Fully Grown Man Too Excited For Christmas

22 Dec , 2017  

Adult Needs To Tone It Down For Xmas Local residents of Oxenmouth borough have been disgusted at the actions of one man who appears to be far too excited for Christmas. Barry McGeldrin was seen drunk, shirtless and festively playing with his nipples. He has since been charged with being drunk and disorderly as well […]

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Santa Found To Not Be Paying Living Wage To Elves

19 Dec , 2017  

Mr Claus In Hot Water Over Elf Pay Concerns An independent inquiry has discovered that Santa Claus has not been paying the living wage in his factory. Concerns were flagged by the Elven Trade Union (ETU) and there are calls for reform or there is possibility for a strike. The Elves were being paid on […]

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Experts shed light on the new “santa bod” fetish

1 Dec , 2017  

Mince pie season is in and girls are asking for a different kind of gift from santas sack. First it was your classic buff guys, then came the dad bod. After which came the love for skinny hipsters.  You can probably guess what’s next. The female populations indecisiveness is clearly present in all aspects of […]

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Man Angry After Buying Bagels Instead of Doughnuts

27 Nov , 2017  

Man Mistakes Doughy Foods A Lancashire man yesterday stumbled upon the discovery that Bagels are in fact nothing more than just sad Doughnuts. The circular bread, a staple of many diets, was found to be nothing more than a sad version of the sweet treat after accidentally buying them instead of the glazed ring. The […]

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Parliament to Auction off Wales on Cash in the Attic

20 Oct , 2017  

UK Government Decides to Get Rid of Wales The Government has announced it’s new plan to generate more revenue for the country by selling off one of it’s less favourable assets – Wales. Parliament has long wanted to get rid of ‘Cymru’ and the (mostly northern) Welsh finally have their wish of no longer having […]

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National Outrage As British Man Jumps Queue

19 Oct , 2017  

Anger Across the Nation as Brit Jumps Queue A man has caused serious outrage up and down the country after carelessly jumping ahead in a queue. The offender, Barry McSandle jumped cut ahead of several other people ahead of him in line to use a Tesco Express cash point. The anger from the other waiting […]

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