Entertainment

Lad Complains Ladbible is No Longer Very ‘Laddish’

3 May , 2018  

Bloke Not Impressed With Toned-Down Laddery Self professed ‘proper lad’ Tony Johnstone has stated he is annoyed about the current state of Lad Bible. Since it’s inception as a purely a Facebook page sharing ‘Laddish’ content almost a decade ago, it has morphed into the third largest social media and entertainment company in the world. […]

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Purpose of Frogs Still a Mystery, Say Top Scientists

16 Mar , 2018  

Nobody is Sure Why Frogs Exist Top scientists and research students from the University of Cambridge have revealed they don’t know what the purpose of frogs is. This failure comes after an 18-month experiment and investigation into finding out their exact purpose. The research cost the university and the UK taxpayer a total of £1.6M […]

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Entertainment, Featured

Single Man Celebrates Steak & Wank Day

12 Mar , 2018  

A Single Man Is Making The Holiday More About Self-Love Barry Knobber from Portsmouth is planning to take celebrating Steak and Blowjob Day into his own hands – literally. As Barry does not have an S.O., he intends to tenderise his own mean, in both respects on the evening of the 14th of March. We […]

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Conspiracy: Is Birmingham Real or Just a Myth?

10 Mar , 2018  

Is Birmingham Real? Will We Ever Know The Truth? We sent a reporter to the streets of Sheffield to ask people if they had ever been to Birmingham. Not one person said yes. Conclusion: Birmingham isn’t real and we’re all being lied to – here’s why. 1. A Quick Test Ask yourself ‘Have I ever […]

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University Students Can’t Tell Which Day of the Week It Is

9 Mar , 2018  

Days Merge Together For Uni Students An epidemic has spread throughout the country where University students are unable to tell which day of the week is which. Many have been reported as ‘confused’ or ‘monged out on the sofa’ without seeing sunlight for long periods of time. Our reporter placed himself in a student dorm […]

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ALDI Employee Ticketed For Scanning Over The Speed Limit

3 Mar , 2018  

Britain’s fastest serving supermarket ALDI is renowned for scanning dirt cheap products faster than you can respond to the cashiers “how are you?”. Employees are expected to scan at least 100 items per minute, which is approximately one hundred times faster than Tesco. If an employee fails to meet ALDI’s scanning policy, they must undergo […]

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British Man Set To Rebuild The Empire One Carling At A Time

23 Feb , 2018  

Patriotic British Man Fuelled By Alcohol Is Going To Recapture The World Blackpool resident Barry Stanton is set to claim back the British Empire with his army of patriotic lads and a shit-tonne of Carling. Staton said: “We plan to get one back on the foreigners by invading where they come from. We don’t like […]

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Single Man Plans Romantic Wank For Valentines Day

11 Feb , 2018  

Lonely Man Without Valentines Lights Candle For Self-Love A man without a date for Valentines day has decided to add romance to his live during his evening wank. Tony Glump of Chesterfield has decided that lighting a candle as he tugs one out may be enough to stem his sadness for one evening. Speaking exclusively […]

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Vegan Baby Smarter Than 12-Year-Olds, Because It Doesn’t Drink Milk

9 Feb , 2018  

Baby is Super Intelligent Due to Vegan Devotion to Soy A baby from the midlands is performing exceptional feats and the parents say it is all down to the child’s vegan lifestyle. The baby, Josh, can already read, speak and write as though he was at secondary school. Despite several other prevalent factors contributing to […]

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Oral Sex Linked to Higher IQ… But There’s a Catch

8 Feb , 2018  

Giving Oral Sex Makes You Smarter, Recipient Dumber, Finds Science Studies by top researchers has found that regularly giving oral sex has links to being smarter. Data from the same study was also found to show that recipients drop IQ points. An experiment at the University of Manchester had participants perform oral sex acts upon […]

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Woman Gets Bad Luck, Despite Tweet Promising She Wouldn’t

4 Feb , 2018  

Retweet Doesn’t Stop Bad Luck Apparently SHOCK travelled across the world this morning after a Twitter user who retweeted a picture of a giraffe captioned “retweet this in 10 seconds or you’ll get bad luck” got bad luck. The user, an eighteen-year-old woman from Birmingham, was ironically trampled to death by a herd of giraffes […]

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Breaking, Entertainment

Man Accidentally Wears Clothes On ‘#WorkingNakedDay’

1 Feb , 2018  

Office Worker Forgets To Strip Off For Work Naked Day Administrative assistant Barry McDuckle has humiliated himself by forgetting about International Work Naked Day and turning up to his office wearing clothes. Despite being warned about the festivities the night before, by the attractive women in his workplace, he thought it was just a joke. […]

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