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Entertainment

Lad Complains Ladbible is No Longer Very ‘Laddish’

3 May , 2018  

Bloke Not Impressed With Toned-Down Laddery Self professed ‘proper lad’ Tony Johnstone has stated he is annoyed about the current state of Lad Bible. Since it’s inception as a purely a Facebook page sharing ‘Laddish’ content almost a decade ago, it has morphed into the third largest social media and entertainment company in the world. […]

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Politics

Theresa May Plans War in Syria to Distract Everyone From Failing Brexit

12 Apr , 2018  

UK Government Plans ‘Switcheroo’ Distraction With Syria A spokesperson for the Cabinet has said: “We’re planning to get involved with Syria to distract everyone from our other failings. Our hope is that, even if we clusterfuck this other nation, people will be too consumed with what’s happening to point out our other issues. “We plan […]

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Sports

Everyone Can Go Back To Not Liking Rugby Now

16 Mar , 2018  

No Need To Pretend You Know What a ‘Scrum’ Is Anymore With the Six Nations coming to a close people up and down the country are thrilled they no longer have to pretend to like Rugby. People can go back to not pretending to know what a ‘scrum-half’ is when down the local pub. A […]

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Entertainment

Purpose of Frogs Still a Mystery, Say Top Scientists

16 Mar , 2018  

Nobody is Sure Why Frogs Exist Top scientists and research students from the University of Cambridge have revealed they don’t know what the purpose of frogs is. This failure comes after an 18-month experiment and investigation into finding out their exact purpose. The research cost the university and the UK taxpayer a total of £1.6M […]

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Entertainment

University Students Can’t Tell Which Day of the Week It Is

9 Mar , 2018  

Days Merge Together For Uni Students An epidemic has spread throughout the country where University students are unable to tell which day of the week is which. Many have been reported as ‘confused’ or ‘monged out on the sofa’ without seeing sunlight for long periods of time. Our reporter placed himself in a student dorm […]

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Entertainment

British Man Set To Rebuild The Empire One Carling At A Time

23 Feb , 2018  

Patriotic British Man Fuelled By Alcohol Is Going To Recapture The World Blackpool resident Barry Stanton is set to claim back the British Empire with his army of patriotic lads and a shit-tonne of Carling. Staton said: “We plan to get one back on the foreigners by invading where they come from. We don’t like […]

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Breaking

Man Uses Memes As Unhealthy Coping Method

17 Feb , 2018  

Man Ignores Problems, Finds Comfort In Memes A student from Sheffield has began to use the unconventional method of ‘Meme Therapy’ to deal with his issues. Whilst not actually recommended (or even acknowledged by doctors) the bizarre method does seem to be getting results. It is believed since creating the method it has taken off […]

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Sports

Sports Direct to Only Sell Umbro After Brexit

11 Feb , 2018  

Sportswear Giant Sports Direct to Only Sell Patriotic Umbro After Brexit CEO of Sports Direct, Mike Ashley, has announced that following Brexit all non-British brands will cease to be sold in stores. The move comes as an initiative to make the nation more patriotic. No longer will consumers be able to purchase fashionable foreign brands […]

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Entertainment

Vegan Baby Smarter Than 12-Year-Olds, Because It Doesn’t Drink Milk

9 Feb , 2018  

Baby is Super Intelligent Due to Vegan Devotion to Soy A baby from the midlands is performing exceptional feats and the parents say it is all down to the child’s vegan lifestyle. The baby, Josh, can already read, speak and write as though he was at secondary school. Despite several other prevalent factors contributing to […]

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Breaking

Kim Kardashian Refuses to DENY Accusations She is a Lizard

9 Feb , 2018  

‘No Comment’ from Kim Kardashian on Lizard Claims In a recent public media appearance Kim Kardashian has once again made no comment on the accusations that she is in fact a lizard. A member of the associated press posed the question, stunning celebrity, with Kim only giving a frosty reply of’ ‘no comment’ before storming […]

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Entertainment

Oral Sex Linked to Higher IQ… But There’s a Catch

8 Feb , 2018  

Giving Oral Sex Makes You Smarter, Recipient Dumber, Finds Science Studies by top researchers has found that regularly giving oral sex has links to being smarter. Data from the same study was also found to show that recipients drop IQ points. An experiment at the University of Manchester had participants perform oral sex acts upon […]

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Breaking, Entertainment

Man Accidentally Wears Clothes On ‘#WorkingNakedDay’

1 Feb , 2018  

Office Worker Forgets To Strip Off For Work Naked Day Administrative assistant Barry McDuckle has humiliated himself by forgetting about International Work Naked Day and turning up to his office wearing clothes. Despite being warned about the festivities the night before, by the attractive women in his workplace, he thought it was just a joke. […]

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