Post by: Emma Firth

Politics

LEAKED: Donald Trump & Kim Jong-Un Sex Tape

8 Jun , 2018  

Heads Of State Compare Missiles In XXX Film A spokesperson for Donald Trump has declared the American President at the leaking of his personal sex tape with the North Korean leader. It is not clear at this time who has leaked the tape. There are some early reports that it was leaked by Kim as […]

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Sports

England Players Excited For Their Two-Week Holiday

8 Jun , 2018  

Three Lions Looking Forward To Jolly In Russia A spokesperson for the England team has come forward saying the squad is looking forward to the fortnight they’ll spend in Russia at the World Cup. No one in the squad expects to achieve anything and the players are looking forward to having a good time abroad. […]

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Politics

‘Russia is a bit of a Shithouse’, Says PM Theresa May

16 Mar , 2018  

Theresa Not Happy With Russia’s Antics The Prime Minster has stated that ‘Russia are acting like a bit of a shithouse over this whole poisoning thing’. The comments were made after she had announced Russian diplomats would be expelled from the country but she did not realise her microphone was still on when she spoke […]

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Entertainment, Featured

Single Man Celebrates Steak & Wank Day

12 Mar , 2018  

A Single Man Is Making The Holiday More About Self-Love Barry Knobber from Portsmouth is planning to take celebrating Steak and Blowjob Day into his own hands – literally. As Barry does not have an S.O., he intends to tenderise his own mean, in both respects on the evening of the 14th of March. We […]

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Entertainment

Conspiracy: Is Birmingham Real or Just a Myth?

10 Mar , 2018  

Is Birmingham Real? Will We Ever Know The Truth? We sent a reporter to the streets of Sheffield to ask people if they had ever been to Birmingham. Not one person said yes. Conclusion: Birmingham isn’t real and we’re all being lied to – here’s why. 1. A Quick Test Ask yourself ‘Have I ever […]

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Entertainment

Single Man Plans Romantic Wank For Valentines Day

11 Feb , 2018  

Lonely Man Without Valentines Lights Candle For Self-Love A man without a date for Valentines day has decided to add romance to his live during his evening wank. Tony Glump of Chesterfield has decided that lighting a candle as he tugs one out may be enough to stem his sadness for one evening. Speaking exclusively […]

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Entertainment

3 Reasons Why Yorkshire Puddings Are The Best Food Ever Created

30 Jan , 2018  

Humble Yorkshire Pudding Is National Favourite As it’s National Yorkshire Pudding day we thought we’d celebrate and honour the nations unsung food hero! 1. Gravy Savers Ever put too much gravy on a roast? Or has your idiot cousin made it the consistency of water? Well slap a few more Yorkshires on there and you’ll […]

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Entertainment

Man Thinks He Is Cool Because His Laptop Has Stickers On It

12 Jan , 2018  

Stickered Laptop Ready To Rock The Library A man has had a confidence boost after putting stickers on his new laptop. Timmy Duggle, a student at the University of Sheffield, is thrilled with the way his laptop stands out. The stickers, purchased online, represent his love of out-there humour, unpopular bands and edgy memes. Duggles […]

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Entertainment

Logan Paul Butchers Puppy For Latest Video, Apologises Apathetically

2 Jan , 2018  

Youtube Psycho Logan Paul Will Do Anything For Views It what appeared to be some Black Mirror level of crazy, Youtuber Logan Paul recently recorded a vlog with a dead body in the Japan’s notorious suicide forest. He later apologised – only when backlash started. For his most recent stunt he decided to murder a […]

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