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Oral Sex Linked to Higher IQ… But There’s a Catch

8 Feb , 2018  

Giving Oral Sex Makes You Smarter, Recipient Dumber, Finds Science

Studies by top researchers has found that regularly giving oral sex has links to being smarter. Data from the same study was also found to show that recipients drop IQ points. An experiment at the University of Manchester had participants perform oral sex acts upon each other before being issued with an IQ test.

Those in the study actually doing the hard work scored high marks, whereas those having the most fun scored the lowest. Several men were declared braindead after failing to even begin the test due to immediately falling asleep post-orgasm.

So what does this all mean?

Head researcher, no pun intended, for the experiment Prof. Jenna Gagger said: “It’s difficult to be definitive really. Now I think about it, it’s not exactly groundbreaking that we’re all in a stupor after an orgasm but it does back up the theory.

“All I’ll say is, no matter how nervous you are about going on University Challenge, don’t flick the bean or get sucked off beforehand!”

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