45th President of the United States, Donald Trump, says he isn’t making up for anything with his huge towers. President Trump has previously had to defend his teeny tiny baby hands from ridicule.
Trump said: “What they say about my towers isn’t true. I am not compensating for anything, if I were I would have built them even bigger but I’m not, so I didn’t.
“These are sad accusations. Ask any woman I’ve been with they’ll tell you the Trump Tower in my pants is more than big enough. And for the record my hands are normal sized, I just have big arms.”
Many psychologists are not convinced. A prominent researcher at Harvard University said: “If he isn’t compensating for anything why does he built giant, golden phalluses into the sky?
“Freud would have an absolute field day analysing him. Inferiority complex, ego off the charts and showing signs of a psychopath if he wasn’t the president he’d be locked up somewhere!”