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Parliament to Auction off Wales on Cash in the Attic

20 Oct , 2017  

UK Government Decides to Get Rid of Wales

The Government has announced it’s new plan to generate more revenue for the country by selling off one of it’s less favourable assets – Wales.

Parliament has long wanted to get rid of ‘Cymru’ and the (mostly northern) Welsh finally have their wish of no longer having to abide by English rule. However, unless the Welsh win the auction of themselves, they will still have to abide by someone else’s laws.

Front runners to bid for the nation are currently Lichtenstein. A spokesperson said they want to own Wales: “For a bit of a laugh, really”.

UK Internal Affairs Minister, Sabrina Pomplesnout said: ”

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