‘Balding Men Should Just Give Up’ – Women

2 Oct , 2017  

Hairline Starting to Recede? Start Worrying Now

A recent social study has concluded that women who are dating bald men or men that are showing signs of balding are either “waiting for the right moment to break up” or simply looking to “let themselves go without the fear of being alone”.

The statistics suggest that men with ‘slightly receding hairlines’ are 24% less attractive and once those early signs begin to show, you’re expiry date starts rapidly approaching. According to the report, despite any other personal qualities, it’s impossible to love a man with a shiny head.

Sheila Jackson, a 23 year old single lady from Birmingham was asked if she has ever been out with a bald man. She responded with something along the lines of:

“I tried it once but never again. Looking back, I have no idea what I saw in him. Not only was he bald, he was also under 6 feet tall!”

Another lady we interviewed actually said they’d prefer an overweight man because “you can’t fix bald”.

Brutal. So there you have it fellas, keep reading up on those bald prevention tips and tricks or you could find yourself being the ex of a Sheila, or worse still – being settled for.

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