Trump ‘No Longer Gives a F***’

28 Sep , 2017  

Sources Inside the White House Claim Trump Has Given Up

Secret White House recordings have today revealed the President ‘No longer gives a fuck’ in regards to literally anything.

Tapes, leaked online by a White House interior aide reveal the President having a bit of a paddy whilst in a meeting with some of his senior advisers. On the recording, Trump can also be heard telling everyone to fuck off as he storms out to play golf.

He was recorded to say: “Fuck the budget, fuck the white house, fuck political process – I’m the President and I’m in charge. No, I don’t know what I’m doing but I don’t care. Do you think I care? Sad.”

Shelly Trigowski, Trump’s official press secretary said: “Unfortunately Trump is angry that he isn’t getting his own way and expected being leader of the free world to be a bit easier.”

Chad Beddingtondale, an American citizen, said: “I voted for Trump and for good reason. He’s the perfect man for the job. He’s exactly like regular voters; except for the fact he’s a billionaire.

He may not be very in touch but at least he’s experienced; except for the fact he’s never had a political role before, I guess.”

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