Nervous businessman Barry Tiggles went on record to say how shy he’s been too shy to go for a poo whilst at work.
An accountant from Burnely, Tiggles had been regularly driving home to relieve himself as he was too nervous to use the staff toilets. This often caused him to return late from his breaks. As a result, Tiggles was given an ultimatum from his boss. Either being using the staff toilets or find another job.
When asked how this made him feel, he said: “I feel discriminated against to be honest. It’s not my fault I’m not like those other animals in the office that can drop one comfortably in public.
“I’ve always had shy bowels. I just feel more comfortable using my own loo. The other day I was in a cubicle and Dave from IT entered the toilets to use a urinal. I was fine at first but when he started talking about the football it made me want to cry.”
When asked what his plans for the future were, Tiggles said: “I really like my job and I don’t want to give it up. I guess I have no choice other than to wake up three hours before work and force one out.”