Graduate Realises Uni Isn’t Actually Worth It

21 Sep , 2017  

Graduate Student Comes To Shocking Realisation

Tom Spiffswell, a recent graduate of Leeds Beckett University, suffered an existential crisis today where he realised Uni has been a total waste of time.

Following his graduation and receiving a 2:2 in Archaelogy, Spiffswell realised he had actually wasted the past three years of his life getting into debt and watch Jeremy Kyle.

When questioned by our reporters, Spiffswell said: “It’s a weird one. When I was at Uni I was loving it and having the time of my life. Now I’ve finished and I have to move back in with my mum.

“My friends from back home, who came up to take advantage of my halls and party every weekend, have all got careers. I have a degree in an over-saturated field and 50k of debt.

“Still, the Uni lifestyle was a good laugh. Plus I made friends for life who I may meet up with every 7 years or so.

“Would I do it all again? Probably. Would I be wasting another three years of my life? Probably.”

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Former manager of a Sunday league football team, achieving nearly 2 points in 11 games. Just as good at journalism, never lifted a weight in his life.

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